This movie is Night of the Comet meets Mandela Catalog.

This is a micro-budget gem that mixes the oddball world-building of David Lynch with the slightly juvenile humor of James Gunn.

The first swing and a miss from one of my favorite filmmakers.

This movie is Bubba Ho-Tep meets Misery.

This film is uncomfortable, unsettling, and at times brutally violent.

This film has some laugh-out-loud moments and incredible practical effects…

I watched this with my nine-year-old and my two-year-old, both of whom are hyperactive, and both were mesmerized.

This is a truly inspiring work of cinema, in the same vein as 2022’s genre-shifting feat, Talk to Me.

This is essentially a fun 90’s action movie.

A poorly written dark comedy that’s neither funny enough nor frightening enough to justify its existence. Sad, because I love all the actors involved.

This film overwhelms you with its lavish visuals—everything from overt displays of pubic hair, firm asses, and gore. It’s sex personified, a neon dream painted across a canvas of ecstasy… until it isn’t.

This is a hard movie to sum up without spoiling it. The film has almost no exposition. Dialogue is raw and real. Everything about this movie feels organic. The writing is emotional, and the characters flawed. However, they’re all fleshed out to provide a deeper understanding of their motivations.

This is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.

Lily-Rose Depp gives a powerhouse performance, and the fact that she was not nominated for the Best Actress Oscar shows just how meaningless and broken the Oscars have become.